Tuesday 12 February 2008

THEY HAVE FINALLY REMOVED MY AUCTION

Apparently it didnt exist - it was a Ghost:

Dear class-it

We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following auction-style listing(s):140205210628 - SONY VAIO VGN-NR21J/S LAPTOP BNIBHowever, your listing was in breach of eBay's No Item policy and has been removed from eBay. We notified members who placed bids on the item that the listing has been canceled.

We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your listing is not permitted.Your listing(s) contains the following information:

**** STOP PRESS **** PEOPLE THERE IS NO POINT BIDDING ON THIS ITEM. IT WILL SURELY BE REMOVED VERY SOON BY EBAY. YOU CAN FIND THE EXACT SAME ITEM AND MY DETAILS ON TAZBAR (GOOGLE IT). ANYWAY, IM OFF OUT NOW, IF THIS IS GONE BY THE TIME I GET BACK ? HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED IT AND EBAY, THERE IS A SERIOUS SIDE TO THIS. SOONER OR LATER THE TRICKLE OF THOSE OF US LEAVING WILL TURN INTO A FLOOD. READ THE LETTER YOUR FOUNDER WROTE AND THEN TRY AND FOLLOW AT LEAST SOME OF IT!

You may not list intangible items or items whose existence cannot be verified, such as ghosts, souls or spirits.

(and then they add this bit)

We value you as a member of our community and wish to continue this relationship, so we must ask you to refrain from further breaches of the User Agreement and eBay policy.

So, Im a valuable member of the ebay community, but I cant auction Ghosts - and heres me thinking it was a laptop???



Is that the best these morons can come up with Ghosts, Souls or Spirits???!!!!!! Fantastic.. Just goes to show how insane this people are ......... So, it took a while - but finally ebay ran for cover !!!!!!!

You can delete the auction ebay, you can even delete my account, but you can not avoid the truth.

SO HERES MY RESPONSE TO EBAY:

Message:

F**k you.This has gone global -its been saved by thousands of people and will be appearing in forums over the world. Your war on sellers has been exposed and all you can do is come up with some pathetic excuse to delete the best auction your site has ever seen. Complete the Martyr process and close my account - You'll be reading about it in the press - and you know you will!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im amazed it lasted as long as it did. Just shows how s*it ebay are - and the reason for deleting - well just about sums the retards up.

Anonymous said...

They finally couldnt take the heat anymore ! & whats all that about Ghosts??? Ebay have you gone mad?

Anonymous said...

Bad move Ebay - youve made him a legend! & Your reason for taking the auction down simply confirms what total pr1cks you all are.

Anonymous said...

This guy has had the guts to stand up to these bastards - Now what are the rest of you going to do?

Are you going to stand up, or are ebay right - are you all just full of hot air. Class-it has got them running - We need to make the strike work and work hard!

DONT WIMP OUT - STAND UP AND BE COUNTED

Anonymous said...

EBay did not act alone. They never do. They rely on the "community" to let them know about auctions that "violate" their rules. Just like when I was auctioning vintage liquor that had been stored in my folks' basement for half a century: I followed the rules, copied and pasted the "EBAY DISCLAIMER" which was half a page long. My auction was removed for "violating the rules."

What really happened was that some creep wanted to sell the identical bottle of booze, reported my auction, and voila, mine was toast. EBay never bothers to investigate. They have everyone else do the work, then they act on it, whether or not. I'm sure that's what happened in your case.

BOYCOTT! STRIKE! NO LISTING, SELLING OR BUYING FEB. 18-25. Forever would be even better.

Anonymous said...

ebay... OMG too funny. They must think they can play the entire world for fools.

That was a GREAT listing you made, and it cut right to the core of very some serious issues. And no truth is a better truth than the truth that makes us laugh.

Boycott ebay & Paypal!

Not just for a week,
Forever!

enough is enough.